The so-called villain. Who is really not a villain. Stolen from and crew.

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss was...
Given to a much younger boy. I think he is taking advantage of me.

2. I am listening to...
Nullify making a racket in the next room. I assume she and Irony are pelting popcorn at the television again. Or...I'd rather not dwell on the alternative, really.

3. I talk...
As politely as I can to as few people as possible, with the exception of Irony, a repulsive gentleman whom I am perfectly entitled to be rude to. I don't like the way he looks at Wishbone.

4. I am dating...
I don't know if you call it dating...but yes, I am, in a way. And we're quite happy. At least I am.

5. My best friend(s)...
Some share my bed; some share my head.

6. My Car is...
I don't need one. And they're expensive.

7. I hate it when people ask...
Me about the end of Niatnuomume. It's infuriating, and an uncomfortable topic. I have also discovered that politics upset me greatly.

8. Love...
Was the only thing that made life bearable for a very long time. It can be quite...unpredictable, though, sad to say.

9. Marriage is...
...not for me.

10. Somewhere, someone is thinking...
About his dumplings, I suppose? I don't know.

11. I'm always...
Thinking - about people, and time, and things. When I am not thinking, it means I have found a delicious jam sandwich. Or ice cream. I enjoy ice cream. It's a delicacy in Niatnuomume, you know.

12. I have a secret...
...and it shall remain so. I intend to keep my secrets the way they are rather than announce the majority of them to the world, like certain blond idiots may do.

13. My mobile phone...
...would be considered 'technology', if I had one, and Technology is on the list of Things, along with Irony, That Are Most Certainly Not For Me.

14. When I wake up in the morning...
...I stumble around blindly in an unbecoming manner. I never completely wake up until early afternoon.

15. When I go to bed at night...
I often find that my clothes are missing. And that there is a boy in my bed, somehow. (deep sigh) Not that I mind.

16. Right now I am thinking about...
Thinking.

17. Babies are...
Charming when I don't have to meet them.

18. I get on myspace...
Ah?

19. Today I...
Wandered in and attempted to figure out the local machinery. What is this 'computer' you speak of?

20. Tonight I will...
Sleep, I suppose. I have other plans but it's probably not safe to inform this peculiar contraption.

21. Tomorrow I will...
Go out and sightsee, I presume. It's good to see the worlds.

22. I really want....
To stay this way as long as possible.

23. Someone that will most likely repost this is...
Sumwun. Possibly Likelihood. The infernal blond idiot.